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He stands 10" tall and is the best defense against neighboring gnomes intruding on your property!
🔹️Birthdate and Place: Catacombs of Chernobyl
🔹️A former soldier gnome who became a legendary Ronin
🔹️Received extensive training in garden defense tactics
🔹️Proficient in weapon and hand-to-hand gnome-combat
🔹️Confirmed to have a pearly-white smile
🔹️Sports fashionable Hazmat attire year-round that's been that shows all the scars from the battles he's been through
🔹️Can easily withstand hot summers, cold winters,and nuclear #fallout
🔹️What didn't kill him made him legend
🔹️Will defend against neighboring gnomes intruding on your property
🔹️Also those Zombie Gnomes you bought thinking it was a great idea who then turned rogue on you
🔹️Best for: Households that are not up at night and not home during the day
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